MATT O'CONNELL

Last time, Emperor Guillotine tried to Operation Valkyrie Unicorn high command with a briefcase bomb. This week, his love letters to...

Way back in like 2015, I thought it would be a great idea to watch every episode of the 1960’s tokusatsu anti-classic, Johnny Sokko and...

You might think that applying any kind of deep criticism to a series of movies starring a moth puppet is a waste of digital ink, but...

Just a few months ago, I dug deep into an evangelical trash pile to bring you some of Jack Chick’s shrillest, most paranoid attempts to...

Just like an individual’s fears and can boil over into panic, the subconscious dreads and anxieties of entire communities can reach...

Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (1979) was originally described to me as “the Destroy All Monsters of Rankin/Bass stop-motion...

Remember when I did a dive so deep into the video for Blue Öyster Cult’s “Shooting Shark” that I got the bends coming back up, blacked...

Hey, remember Psymonsters? I know that you do, because they’re seared into my memory so deeply that I’ll remember them even if I get...

Arthurian folklore has a reputation as the ultimate knight-in-shining-armor fairytale settings, but that’s not exactly deserved. Yes, the...

For most of my life, Blue Öyster Cult has meant a lot to me. It’s the first rock music I can remember hearing; my parents knew how much...

The temptations of Satan and his demons surround us on all sides. He and his dark legions are waiting around every corner, ready to...

You’ve probably never heard of Goober and the Ghost Chasers, which is understandable. You’ve probably never heard of Goober and the Ghost...

Come, learn about the MS Paint grotesqueries that ruined my life. I’m not even sure how it happened, exactly, even though it was scarcely...

Dinosaurs Attack! was produced by Topps in 1988, and intended as a follow-up to the legendary Mars Attacks! series from 1962. Do you love...

For those not in the know, Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot is the greatest television show ever made. Roughly speaking, this show is to...

Are you sick and tired of the narrow options placed upon you by the modern funeral industry? I’ll bet you are; everyone is, apart from...

Alone among the pantheon of classic film monsters, The Mummy was a true Hollywood original. Dracula. Frankenstein’s Monster (and his...